The Funeral Negotiators
The Funeral Negotiators
Houston Cemetery Cooperative
Houston Cemetery Cooperative

If you purchase cemetery property from Cooperative families,  our fees are already included in the purchase price. 

 

But primarily we are a fee based consulting service because quite frankly purchasing cemetery property and learning all your options requires an education. Most of the time, the families we serve, are getting that education in the midst of crisis.

 

Our Fees are very simple:

 

If calling when time is critical either just before a death or at the time of death, our fee is 20 percent of whatever our advice saves your family.  We prove it to you with computer price comparisons, spreadsheets, bar graphs, maps, and other ways of enlightening your family to what is actually available and at what cost. 

 

If you are calling before death when there is time to help your family during normal business hours, we reduce our fee to 15 percent of your savings. 

 

If you purchase cemetery property from Cooperative families,  our fees are already included in the purchase price.   A ten percent buyer's cooperative fee is already included the advertized price of the property. The buyer also pays the cemetery's property transfer fee (buyer pays this directly to the cemetery) which can range from $75 to over $300 depending upon the cemetery.

 

Our clients have never lost money. Many have saved tens of thousands of dollars. If we are not confident we can save you money, we will not take you on as a client.

 

We will ask you for a commitment that you will pay our fee before we start educating your family and saving you thousands of dollars.  You are welcome to try it on your own before calling us.  

 

Families who call us after they have tried it on their own, are our most appreciative clients.  There is no doubt about how much money they saved, not to mention the mistakes they almost made without our advice. 

281-380-2238